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WHORE
4 oz.
Rum
1
can Root Beer
4
oz. Vodka
Just
pour to taste and enjoy.
Beer
Mug
AFTERGLOW
1 Grenadine
4
Orange Juice
4
Pineapple Juice
Mix.
Serve over ice.
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APPLE
BLOW
1 1/2
oz. Applejack
1
Lemon Juice
1
Egg White
1
tsp. Powdered Sugar
1
oz. Apple Juice
6
Ice
6
oz. Club Soda
Combine
all ingredients in shaker. Strain and pour over ice.
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APPLE
BLOW FIZZ
2 oz.
Apple Brandy
Juice
of 1/2 Lemon
1
tsp. Powdered Sugar
1
Egg White
Carbonated
Water
Shake
all ingredients (except carbonated water) with ice and strain into a highball
glass over two ice cubes. Fill with carbonated water, stir, and serve.
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BLOW
JOB
0.75
oz. Bailey's Irish Cream®
0.75
oz. Kahlua®
Pour
Kahlua and Bailey's into a Shot glass. Float a golf-ball sized puff
of whipped cream on top of the drink.
Shot
Glass
BLOW
JOB (5)
0.5
oz. Kahlua®
0.5
oz. Vodka
Top
With Whipped Cream
1.
Pour Kahlua and vodka into a shot glass.2. Top with whipped cream.
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BLOWFISH
2 oz.
Gin
0.5
oz. Grand Marnier®
2
tsp. Lemon Juice
Fill
a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker
and shake well. Strain drink into a Sour glass, garnish with a Lemon
Twist, and serve.
Whisky
Sour Glass
BLOWJOB
3/4
oz. Kahlua®
1
1/2 oz. Amaretto
Whipped
Cream
Pour
liquor into a shot glass, stir. Rim the glass with whipped cream and the
drinker must drink the shot with their hands behind their back.
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COMEFUCKME
PUNCH
1 oz.
Amaretto
1
oz. Southern Comfort®
0.5
oz. Grenadine
fill
With Orange Juice
Mix
Amaretto, Southern Comfort, and Grenadine. Pour over ice in high
ball
glass.
Fill with orange juice and mix.
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CUM
FUCK ME PUNCH
1 oz.
Amaretto
0.5
oz. Southern Comfort®
0.5
oz. Vodka
1
Juice of Pineapple Juice
1
Juice of Orange Juice
1
Juice of Sweet & Sour mix
1
oz. Grenadine
combine
in glass on ice top off with grenadine
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CUM
IN THE HOT TUB
0.5
oz. Bourbon
0.5
oz. Rumplemintz®
1
dash Half 'n Half
Pour
Wild Turkey 101 first into a cordial glass then pour Rumplemintz on top
take a straw and dash 1/2 and 1/2 into mixture
Cordial
Glass
CUMDROP
1 oz.
Kahlua®
1
oz. Bailey's Irish Cream®
0.5
oz. Creme de Banana
Fill
a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker
and shake well. Strain drink into a Cocktail glass.
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DONKEY
SEMEN
1 1/2
oz. Malibu Coconut Rum
2
oz. Sour Mix
2
oz. Soda
Put
4 ice cubes in shaker. Add ingredients. shake well and serve in a margarita
glass. Garnish with lime.
Margarita
Glass
DRY
HUMP
1 oz.
Vodka
1
oz. Kahlua®
1
oz. Amaretto
Mix
it.
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FLAMING
BLUE FUCK
1.5
oz. Sambuca
0.5
oz. Curacao
Serve
in a shot glass Set on fire and drink through a straw.
Shot
Glass
FLYING
FUCK
1 Part
Sambuca
1
Part Bourbon
Serve
in lowball glass.
Old
Fashioned Glass
FROZEN
CLUSTER FUCK
3 oz.
Butterscotch Schnapps
2
oz. Irish Cream
1
oz. Godiva® Liqueur
2.5
oz. Kahlua®
0.5
oz. Vodka
0.5
oz. Banana Liqueur
1
Banana
5
Ice Cream
throw
everything together and blend well in blender. add hersheys chocalate to
add flavor , or oreo cookies and add milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
important. If too strong add more milk or 4 or five cubes of ice or more
if you like.
Pitcher
FRUITY
FUCK
0.5
oz. Vodka
0.5
oz. Martini
0.5
tsp. Mint
2
Juice of Orange Juice
2
oz. Pineapple Juice
2
Juice of Lime Juice
1
oz. Passion-fruit liqueur
1
oz. Melon liqueur
mix
all into a shaker but not the mint, then shake with ice, strain into a
glass , then add grenadine if desired and also the mint.. cool refrshing
drink for the afternoons..very fruity..but also fucks non drinkers bad.can
Add a bit of tequila and white rum if desired..-tell me if you can come
up with a better changed mix.. thnx..i am at kekwek@singnet.com.sg
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FUCKER
UPPER
1 oz.
Old Grand Dad
1
oz. Everclear®
1
oz. Rum
1
oz. Scotch
1
oz. Bourbon
1
oz. Lemon Juice
2
oz. Ice
Put
All Ingredients Jigger And Shake Vigorously , Strain Into Highball
Glass
And Drink Immediatly. Must Be Drank All At Once.
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MEXICAN
ASSHOLE
1 oz.
Jose Cuervo® Tequila
Splash
Tabasco® Sauce
dash
Worchestershire® sauce
mix
in a shot glass
Shot
Glass
MINT
CHOC CHIP MIND FUCK
25
ml. Creme de Menthe
25
ml. Creme de Cacao
50
ml. Irish Cream
Stick
it together and shake it. It's that simple!
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MONGOLIAN
MOTHERFUCKER
0.5
oz. Absolut Citron®
0.5
oz. Malibu Coconut Rum
0.25
oz. Blue Curacao
0.25
oz. Peach Schnapps
1
Splash Midori®
1
Splash Grand Marnier®
1
Splash Banana Liqueur
1
Splash Orange Juice
1
Splash Pineapple Juice
1
Splash Lemonade
1
Splash Piña Colada Mix
Shake
in shaker, serve over ice Garnish with orange and pineapple slices, and,
if served on a Sunday, maraschino cherries. A long standing favorite
with Mother Theresa and LaToya Jackson. You won't need any psychic friends
to warn you to be careful with this delectable little darling! !!TRIVIA!!
: This cocktail was first served the evening of August 14th 1977. The night
Elvis defecated to death on the Jungle Room john.
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PASSION
PUSSY
2 oz.
Heavy Cream
1/8
oz. Grenadine
1
1/2 oz. La Grande Passion Liqueur
Shake.
Serve on the rocks
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PERUVIAN
JUNGLE FUCK
1 Part
Chocolate banana liqueur
1
Part Cafe Orange liqueur
1
Part Half 'n Half
Layer
into pony glass
Pousse-Cafe
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PURPLE
MOTHERFUCKER
1 oz.
Cranberry juice
1
oz. Southern Comfort®
1
oz. Curacao
mix
all 3 together in a rot glass and enjoy
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ROCKY
MOUNTAIN MOTHERFUCKER
1 oz.
Amaretto
0.5
oz. Triple Sec
0.5
oz. Lime Juice
Chill
over ice and strain into shot glasses, makes 2 sots
Shot
Glass
SCUMMY
NUT SACK
1 oz.
Southern Comfort®
0.5
oz. Amaretto
1
oz. Club Soda
0.5
oz. Banana Liqueur
0.5
oz. Creme de Menthe
0.5
oz. Jose Cuervo® Tequila
1
oz. Peppermint Schnapps
Club
Soda is optional.
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SEX
IN A BUBBLEGUM FACTORY
1 shot
Creme de Banana
1
shot Curacao
1
shot Apricot Brandy
1
shot Rum
fill
with sprite or 7-up and mix
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SEX
MACHINE
1 Part
Kahlua®
1
Part Irish Cream
1
Part Milk
Serve
in lowball glass.
Old
Fashioned Glass
SEX
ON THE BEACH #2
1/2
oz. Vodka
1/2
oz. Midori®
1/2
oz. Chambord
3
Pineapple Juice
For
the shooter you mix all ingredients together over ice. For the shot you
decrease the Pineapple Juice to 1 ct. Chill and then strain.
Shot
Glass
SEX
ON THE BEACH (5)
1 Part
Vodka
1
Part Raspberry Liqueur
1
Part Melon liqueur
Serve
over ice or blended. Stir in a highball glass.
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SEX
ON THE BEACH 2
1 oz.
Chambord
1
oz. Midori®
1
oz. Pineapple Juice
Stir
well with ice. For sex on the beach with a friend, Add 1 Oz. Vodka, for
a rape under the boardwalk, Add 1 Oz. Grain Alcohol
Shot
Glass
SEX
UNDER THE SUN
1 oz.
Bacardi Light Rum®
1/2
oz. Myer's® Dark rum
1/2
oz. Orange Juice
1/2
oz. Pineapple Juice
dash
Grenadine
Add
a lime twist, cherry and a paper umbrella.
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SEXUAL
PEAK
0.5
oz. Amaretto
0.5
oz. Vodka
0.25
oz. Peach Schnapps
Juice
of Orange Juice
Juice
of Pineapple Juice
Sweet
& Sour mix
Fill
collins glass with ice. Pour in liquor. Add equal portions of the
juices to fill the glass. Stir. Garnish with slice of orange and
a cherry.
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THUNDERFUCK
0.25
oz. Vodka
0.25
oz. Amaretto
0.25
oz. Melon liqueur
0.25
oz. Rum
0.25
oz. Sour Mix
0.25
oz. Orange Juice
pour
into a shaker glass and chill over ice strain into rocks glass
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