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3 Crushed
Ice
1
Lemon Slice
1
fill Lemonade
1
shot Southern Comfort®
2
shots Port
1 shot
of southern comfort, 2 shots of port, ice and a slice of lemon into a tall
glass. Top up with lemonade to approx 10 fl oz total drink volume.
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THAI
ICED TEA
1/4
cup Tea
1/2
cup Boiling Water
2
tsp. condensed Milk
Combine
Thai tea (i.e., the powder), boiling water, and sweetened condensed milk,
stir until blended. Pour into 2 tall glasses filled with ice cubes.
Garnish with mint leaves. Makes 2 servings.
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THE
BANTAM
fill
With Coca Cola®
4
oz. Jack Daniel's®
1
oz. Malibu Coconut Rum
Put
the 4-5 ounzes of Jack Daniels into a large cup. Then fill the cup
up with coke. Add the Malibu rum.
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THE
BEATLE
1 can
Coca Cola®
1
oz. Scotch
Pour
the Scotch and the can of coke over ice. Drink up! This was a favorite
drink of the Fab Four in the early days.
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THE
BIG BANANA!
2 oz.
Rum
2
oz. Amaretto
2
oz. coconut flavor Rum
2
oz. Creme de Banana
8
oz. Pineapple Juice
Over
Ice in a 20oz Glass Pour booze in first and top with Pineapple, giving
it a two layered look with the brown amaretto on bottom,. Two straws, Two
cherries.
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THE
BIG CHILL
1 oz.
Rum
1
oz. Kahlua®
4
oz. Coffee
1
oz. Cream
0.5
tsp. Sugar
1
Scoop Ice Cream
Shake
all ingredients but ice cream with cracked ice. Strain into tall glass
or 12-oz. goblet. Top with ice cream. Serve with straws and
long-handled spoon.
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THE
BRAIN
1 shot
Vodka
1
shot Rum
1
tsp. Irish Cream
The
second best one: 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of clear rum, chilled baileys.
Mix as above. The third best one: 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of peppermint
schnapps. Mix as above. This tastes sort of like a candy cane.
Others: 1 shot of vodka, 1 shot of any schnapps, OR, 2 shots of any schnapps,
baileys. Mix as above. Observations: chilling all components
of the drink doesn't seem to hurt, and may help in keeping the baileys
from mixing as much with the fluid it's suspended in. Adding a very
small amount of Grenadine to the completed drink results in the Hemoraged
(sp?) Brain, but personally I don't think it's that great. The grenadine
sinks to the bottom and is tough to see. Serving suggestion:
Buy some small lab beakers (new, not used) to serve this in. For
extra colour and flavour, try floating some coffee beans in the drink.
For extra creativity, try adding food colouring, or using an eye dropper
for the baileys to squeeze it out in wierd shapes beneath the surface of
the booze.
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THE
BUCK
2 Crushed
Ice
4
oz. Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum®
3
oz. Tonic Water
Mix
it all together.....Drink about ten of them.....Invite your girlfriend/boyfriend
over and do the
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THE
CANADIAN GULP
3 oz.
Amaretto
1
Part Beer
2
oz. Coca Cola®
Pour
the amaretto into the jar. Follow it up by pouring a chilled beer
(Canadian if possible). Then top it off with the Coke.
Mason
Jar
THE
CONSTABLE SHUFFLE
2 oz.
Peach Schnapps
1
oz. Galliano®
6
oz. West Coast Cooler
1/2
Pint Apple Cider
Put
everything into a pint glass with one Ice Cube. Serve with Wheelchair.
Beer
Mug
THE
CRACKY BOY
6 oz.
Beer
1
Eggs
2
oz. Ginger Ale
2
oz. Jack Daniel's®
Puor
beer into frosty mug, add Jack, add ginger ale, crack and add eggPOUND!
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Mug
THE
CRYING GAME
1/5
Irish Cream
1/5
Absolut Citron®
1/5
Kahlua®
1/5
Bailey's Irish Cream®
1/5
Grenadine
1
oz. Jose Cuervo® Tequila
1
oz. Rum
5
oz. Tomato Juice
Mix
JD and Vodka together with Kahlua. Heat over medium flame Bailey's, Tequila,
and Rum. Mix all together with tomato juice and top with grenadine. Garnish
with a stalk of celery and green onion. Enjoy!!!
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THE
DEVIL'S IN HEAVEN
0.5
oz. Jose Cuervo® Margarita Mix
0.5
oz. Jose Cuervo® Tequila
Tabasco®
Sauce
Served
similar to Upside Down Margarita. Best if person sitting in a chair
with their head back. Pour Margarita mix in mouth... hold... pour
Tequila in mouth... hold... add 3-5 drops of Tabasco Sauce. Swirl
in mouth and drink. Best if Margarita mix is chilled.
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THE
DRINK OF CHAMPIONS
2 oz.
Crown Royal® Bourbon
12
Ounces Dr. Pepper®
Pour
Crown Royal into beer mug (or whatever type of glass that is available).
Fill with chilled Dr. Pepper or add ice cubes before pouring. Stir
gently with fork, spoon, knife, toothbrush or whatever is handy or forget
to stir and wait for surprise at bottom.
Beer
Mug
THE
FEMINIST
1 oz.
Amaretto
1
oz. Coffee Liqueur
4
oz. Ginger Ale
1
oz. Peppermint Schnapps
1
oz. Rum
the
key is to add the ginger ale last to allow for proper fizz
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THE
FRAN
2 1/2
oz. Spiced Rum
2
1/2 oz. Yukon Jack®
2
dashes Tabasco® Sauce
2
oz. Sour Mix
Crushed
Ice
fill
Coca Cola®
Slap
it in, stir it around and take it down.
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THE
GRAVEYARD
1 oz.
Tabasco® Sauce
1
oz. Jose Cuervo® Tequila
Pour
1 oz of Tobasco Sauce over ice. Add 1 oz. of Tequila and fill glass
with lemon-lime soda. Shake or stir and serve.
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THE
GREEN GHOST
1 oz.
Blue Curacao
1
shot Gin
3
oz. Orange Juice
1
oz. Peach Schnapps
2
shot Vodka
The
Gin HAS to be citrus gin to taste as it was intended. Pour orange
juice over ice, then mix in the appropriate amounts of alcohol
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THE
GREEN IRISHMAN
1 Part
Irish Cream
1
Part Vodka
Pour
over ice.
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THE
HAIR
2 oz.
Chambord
1
oz. Vodka
fill
With Lemon Lime soda
Stir
ingredients together. Serve over ice.
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THE
INCREDIBLE HULK
2 oz.
Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum®
1
tbs. Sugar
2
l. Mountain Dew®
Add
2 oz of Captain Morgan to glass. Add sugar. Add Mountain Dew till mix turns
green.
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THE
MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE
1.5
oz. Vodka
1.5
oz. Rum
oz.
Coca Cola®
The
cola (or root beer for a Miss Elizabeth) first, then the good stuff.
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THE
MARV ALBERTS
3 oz.
Bailey's Irish Cream®
1
oz. Southern Comfort®
1
oz. Butterscotch Schnapps
Fill
glass with 3 oz of Bailey's Irish Creme, then add 1 oz of Southern Comfort,
followed by mixing in 1 oz of Buterscotch Schnapps.
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THE
ONLY TEQUILLA SLAMMER
1 Lemon
Slice
1
Salt
1
shot Jose Cuervo® Tequila
PREPARATION:
Lick back of hand. Sprinkle salt onto back of hand.Lick salt, down
tequila and bite the lemon all in quick succession.___________Sit back
and enjoy
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THE
REAL CUBA LIBRE
1 Crushed
Ice
1
Lime Juice
8
cl. Dark Rum
1
shot Coca Cola®
sit
outside on balcony, fill glass with crushed ice, sqeeze lime,
hold glass up to the sky (best effect during sunset), pour rum up to horizon
, add some coke to cover the sky (no overflow), stir smoothly, lean back
& ENJOY! Maximum effect with bass heavy dub reggae in the background
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THE
REAL ELECTRIC LEMONADE
1 oz.
Vodka
1.5
oz. Curacao
0.667
oz. Cocktail mix
Lemon
Lime soda
Fill
large rocks(12 oz.) with ice. Pour vodka, curacao, cocktail and fill
remainder with soda. Should have a killer blue tint.
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THE
RONI
1 Part
Rum
1
Part Coca Cola®
1
Part Southern Comfort®
Pour
the shit in a beer mug, mix, and enjoy.
Beer
Mug
THE
ROSS
1 oz.
Southern Comfort®
6
oz. Orange Juice
4
oz. Cranberry juice
Pour
ingredients over ice and drink.
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THE
SARDUCHI
3 oz.
Jack Daniel's®
3
oz. Raspberry Liqueur
10
oz. Raspberry Apple Twister Fruit Drink
Combine
all ingredients in a big cup and stir. Serve cold. Amount
of ingredients can be varried to taste.
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THE
SOB
1 oz.
Vodka
1
oz. Jose Cuervo® Tequila
1
tbs. Aftershock Cinnamon Schnapps
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THE
STRAWBERRY SCREWDRIVER
2 oz.
Vodka
1
oz. Strawberry Liqueur
Pour
the vodka and strawberry schnapps over ice, and then fill the rest of your
glass with your favorite brand of orange juice. Stir and enjoy a
fruity taste which adds a little zing to the ordinary, boring screwdriver.
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THE
UNION JACK
1.5
oz. Gin
0.75
oz. Sloe Gin
dash
Grenadine
serve
in lowball glass
Old
Fashioned Glass
THERMOMETER
2 oz.
Vodka
1
oz. Cranberry juice
4
oz. Club Soda
Fill
a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients except Club
Soda into shaker and shake well. Fill a Highball glass almost full
with ice cubes and strain drink into Highball glass. Add Club Soda,
stir well, and serve.
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THEY
KILLED KENNY!
4 oz.
Lemon Lime soda
2
oz. Apple Juice
1.5
oz. Dekuyper Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps®
2
oz. Jack Daniel's®
Mix
together over ice, strain.
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THREE
LEGGED MONKEY
1 oz.
Crown Royal® Bourbon
1
dash Coca Cola®
1
dash Lemon
In
mixing tin, shake, and strain. Served straight up. (shot)
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THREE
MILE ISLAND ICE TEA
0.5
oz. Gin
0.5
oz. Rye
0.5
oz. Jose Cuervo® Tequila
0.5
oz. Triple Sec
0.5
oz. Vodka
Fill
container 1/2 full with ice, pour in ingredients. Add cola to tase.
Garnish with Plutonium 238.
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THUGPASSION
1 Part
Alizé
1
Part Vodka
Mix
one part alize and one part cristall. Chill slightly with crushed
ice and serve.
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TIE
ME TO THE BEDPOST #1
1/2
oz. Malibu Coconut Rum
1/2
oz. Midori®
1/2
oz. Sweet & Sour mix
1/2
oz. Lemon Vodka
Shake
with ice. Strain into sour glass.
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TIGERBALLS
1 oz.
Beer
1
oz. Grain Alcohol
1
oz. Jack Daniel's®
mix
over ice, strain, serve.
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TIGHT
SNATCH
1 oz.
Rum
0.75
oz. Peach Schnapps
fill
With Pineapple Juice
stir
in highball glass
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TIJUANA
SUNRISE
0.5
oz. Angostura Bitters
1
fill Orange Juice
1.5
oz. Jose Cuervo® Tequila
Fill
glass with ice. Add tequila and lime juice. Fill glass with orange juice
and stir. Pour bitters down spoon and let it rise from bottom. DO NOT STIR.
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TIMBERWOLF
1 1/2
oz. Light Rum
1
1/2 oz. Jose Cuervo® Tequila
1
1/2 oz. Gin
1
1/2 oz. Vodka
1
1/2 oz. Grain Alcohol
1
1/2 oz. Creme de Noyaux
Mix
together in a a large glass and fill remainder with Orange Juice. Serve
Cold
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TIMO`S
SPECIAL
4 oz.
Apricot Brandy
1
Cherry
2
oz. Gin
3
oz. Ginger Ale
3
Ice
put
the drinks on the pot and shake them, then put the cherry in the class
and hit the ice pieces in the class. And finally put lemon slice on the
class.
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TINA
BAKER
1 1/2
oz. Peach Schnapps
fill
Orange Juice
fill
Sprite
Grenadine
Fill
highball glass with ice. Add 1/1/2 oz. of peach scnapps. Then fill
the glass about 1/2 full with o.j. Next fill the rest of the glass
with 7-up or Sprite. Top the drink off with a dash of grenadine.
Garnish with a flag.
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TIPSY
ISLAND
2/3
cup Malibu Coconut Rum
7
Frozen Strawberries
2/3
cup Banana Liqueur
12
Ice
1/2
cup Pineapple Juice
1
Banana
Crush
ice in a blender. Add frozen strawberries and banana to blender.
Put on low speed and add Malibu & Banana liqueur. Pour into tall glass.
Pitcher
TO
HELL WITH SWORDS AND GARTER
1 1/2
oz. Scotch
1
oz. Dry Vermouth
1
1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice
In
a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients.
Shake well. Strain into an old-fashioned glass almost filled with
ice cubes.
Old
Fashioned Glass
TOKYO
TEA
1 shot
Vodka
1
shot Rum
1
shot Triple Sec
0.5
shot Gin
1.5
shot Melon liqueur
1.5
shot Sweet & Sour mix
Mix
together in a highball glass over ice and serve. If you're very careful
with the proportions, the drink won't taste strong at all.
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TOM
COLLINS
2 oz.
Gin
Juice
of 1/2 Lemon
1
tsp. Powdered Sugar
Carbonated
Water
1
Cherry
1
slice of Orange
Shake
gin, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a collins
glass. Add several ice cubes, fill with carbonated water, and stir. Decorate
with slices of orange, lemon, and top with the cherry. Serve with a straw.
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TOOLBOX
PUKER
12.0
oz. Beer
1
oz. Bourbon
1
oz. Rum
1
oz. Vodka
Chill
all ingredients, mix in a transparent yellow cup for effect. Drink fast.
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TOOTSIE
ROLL (2)
1 Part
Creme de Cacao
1
Part Orange Juice
Serve
in glass, (Opt: add 1 part kahula)
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TOP
BANANA
1 oz.
Creme de Banana
1
oz. Vodka
Juice
of 1/2 Orange
Shake
all ingredients with ice, strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes,
and serve.
Old
Fashioned Glass
TOP
O' THE MORNING
1 oz.
Vodka
1
oz. Triple Sec
1.5
oz. Orange Juice
1.5
oz. Cranberry juice
0.25
oz. Jose Cuervo® Tequila
Mix
1 ounce of vodka with 1 ounce of triple sec, pour 1.5 ounces each of orange
juice and cranberry juice. Add .25 ounce of tequila last, mix and
serve.
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TRACTOR
0.5
Part Guinness® Stout
0.5
shot Tia Maria®
0.5
Part Cider
Pour
Tia Maria into pint glass add Guiness then pour cider from as high as possible
to receive large head ,try eating head first .
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Mug
TRAFFIC
LIGHT COOLER
3/4
oz. Midori®
1
oz. Jose Cuervo® Tequila
1
Splash Sour Mix
2
oz. Orange Juice
1/2
oz. Sloe Gin
Into
pilsner glass filled with ice cubes, first pour the melon liqueur,
then the tequila, to create a green layer. Add sour mix. Slowly
pour orange juice against side of glass to create the yellow layer.
Add a few more ice cubes, if needed. Carefully float the sloe gin
on top for the red layer. Garnish with a cherry and lemon and lime
wheels. Stir just before drinking.
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TRAMP'S
DELIGHT
8 oz.
Gin
1
dash Morgan Davis 20-20
40
oz. Olde English 800
Pour
in one tramp and shake well.
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TREE
FROG
1 Part
Absolut Citron®
1
Part Blue Hawaiin Maui Schnapps
2
Parts Grapefruit Juice
Mix
vodka, Maui, and grapefruit juice together, then pour over highball glass
with ice.
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TRINADAD
SWIZZLE
1 oz.
Dark Rum
1
oz. Dark Rum
1
oz. Grand Marnier®
1/4
oz. Lime Juice
2
dashes Grenadine
1/2
oz. Mango Nectar
shake
with ice, strain into a highball glass. garnish with cherry, mint, and
slice of orange
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TRIP
TO PARADISE
1 1/2
oz. Southern Comfort®
1
1/2 oz. Amaretto
Pineapple
Juice
Serve
over ice, garnish with pinapple chunk and cherry.
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TROLLEY
2 oz.
Bourbon
1
fill Cranberry juice
1
fill Pineapple Juice
Fill
glass with ice. Add bourbon, then fill with equal amounts of cranberry
and pineapple juices. Stir.
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TROPICAL
ORCHARD
1 1/4
oz. Absolut Citron®
1/2
oz.
Grand Marnier®
4
oz. Orange Juice
1/2
oz. Rose's® Lime Juice
1/2
oz. Grapefruit Juice
Mix
with cracked ice in a shaker and pour into chilled double old fashioned
glass.
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